I love being barefoot.
Shoes are overrated, in my opinion.
I mean, if thousand years ago when some schlep was walking through grass and just somehow stepped on a thorn and then invented the casings that keep my feet trapped all day.
Stupid person from five thousand years ago.
You ruined my feet's freedom.
I don't think that that sentence was grammatically correct, but whatever.
I take artistic license.
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